after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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