in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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