it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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