Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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