I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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