she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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