Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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