R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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