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Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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