I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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