So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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