I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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