just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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