I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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