You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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