So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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