no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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