i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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