Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You made out with two different species that night
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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