There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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