dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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