Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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