So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize