that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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