Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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