I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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