fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
In America we eat man semen.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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