I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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