Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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