I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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