i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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