Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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