My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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