Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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