he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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