He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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