I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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