I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I can text with my tongue
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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