she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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