butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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