We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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