she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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