I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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