Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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