Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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