i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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