So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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