Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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