did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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