Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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